In which Nathan brings his old Nintendo over, and George makes his most shameful display yet.

Nathan expresses his personal reactions to this generally-heralded game while trying not to spoil anything. While it has its strong points, Nathan feels it is only fair to share what he didn’t enjoy about it.

With 99.9% less personal attacks, please enjoy his review of Bioshock Infinite!

Fun fact: this game has an entire second playable character we never touched. It also had an N64 port with the same exact draw distance and fog problems.

Nathan and George moonwalk toward the roots of all gaming. Enjoy their epic journey of experiencing the ancestors of their life passion. However, they are uncertain whether they are actually playing they as they were originally made.

Please note, Nathan is Wedge and George is Needle in Spacewar!

Nathan and George, again, attempt to live Nathan’s childhood dreams. However, Wild 9 does not end up fulfilling Nathan’s 8-year-old expectations. Instead, Nathan and George find a game that has high production values that doesn’t live up to the investment.

Trust them, it hurts!

I probably make this sound like a worse game than it actually is, but it still improves on the freeware game in nearly every possible way. Except for some reason, they gave this one more of a dark-blue palette instead of a black one. -G